Dating Humor: A Sprained Ankle


 

By Lucas Owen

 

While taking a leisurely jog, an attractive single woman notices a man off to the side. He is sitting on the ground and holding on to his ankle. She stops by him.

“Are you alright?” she asks.

“I think I sprained my ankle. Do you mind helping me to my car.”

The woman takes his shoulder and helps him to the parking lot nearby.

“Are you sure you can drive?” she asks.

“I don’t think so. Do you mind dropping me off at the hospital. I think I need an x-ray.”

She drives him to the hospital and waits in the visitor area. He comes out wearing a thick cast over his ankle and is on crunches.

“I am not in any condition to drive,” he says. “Do you mind taking me home?”

“You poor thing. Of course I don’t mind,” she replies.

They leave soon after.

The doctor who examined him earlier comes out into the lobby and watches them as they leave.

A nurse stops by him and says, “There has to be a better way for your brother to pick up women.”

 

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