Dating Humor: Dance


By Lucas Owen


A single man is at a night club. He notices an attractive woman dancing alone on the dance floor. She doesn’t appear to be much of a dancer. The single man sees this as an opportunity to show off his dancing skills and also teach her some smooth dance moves. He approaches her, steps in and starts dancing with her.

After a while, she tells him that he is a great dancer. At the end of the song, she asks him if he’d like to continue dancing. 

The single man replies painfully, “I think I am going to need foot replacement surgery.”



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