Dating Humor: Mid-Air Proposal


 

By Lucas Owen

 

It’s been a romantic whirlwind of a time for Ron and Susan. They have been dating for over 2 years and Ron intends to propose to her in a surprising way. Susan is a flight attendant and Ron has disguised himself as one of the passengers on the flight. He is seating in economy class. Ron has worked this out with the pilots and they are in on it.

While in flight, the co-pilot’s voice comes through on the intercom. “If there is a Susan Petersen on board, please go to economy class. A Mr. Ron Sanders is wondering if you would make him the happiest man in the world by being his wife.”

All the passengers, pleasantly surprised, stop what they are doing and start looking about for the lucky woman.

At the time, Susan is serving drinks in first class. The female passenger that she is serving notices her name tag. “I guess you are the lucky woman. How romantic.” The female passenger turns to the rest of the passengers in first class. “She is the lucky one.”

Susan, slightly embarrassed by all the attention, smiles and heads for economy class.

She has been waiting for this moment all of her life.

When she arrives at economy class, Ron is on bended knee in the middle of the aisle. Outstretched in his right hand is a stunning diamond engagement ring.

She walks up to him and picks up the stunning ring. “Wow, it’s even more beautiful than I’d dreamed.”

Joyfully, she turns around and walks back toward first class.

“Err…Susan,” Ron calls after her.

A nearby male passenger says, “Buddy, I think you already made her the happiest woman in the world. She ain’t coming back.”

 

 

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