Online Dating Humor: Attraction


By Lucas Owen


Online Dating is a first for Monica. She has a dinner date planned today. Her girlfriend tells her to wear a red dress for the dinner date as scientific studies have shown that men are intensely attracted to women in red.

During the dinner date, conversation is quite one-sided. Her date asks her several questions and is absolutely attentive to her every word.

As the dinner date winds down, an exhausted Monica finally says, “Honestly, I really don’t know who hand tailored the neckline of this dress or how long it took them to sow the hemline. I do not know what type of red dye they used to make it either. Please, can we just talk about something else?”



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