Online Dating Humor: Scent


By Lucas Owen


After meeting Whitney through an online dating site, Frank is preparing for their first date. He is in his bathroom wondering which cologne to use. Over the years, he has collected several, all with varying degrees of success. He finally decides on one.

He meets Whitney at the restaurant and they hug.

“You smell nice,” she says. “What are you wearing?”

Proudly, Frank┬áblurts, “Git-Sum For Men.”



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