Dating Humor: Red Light


 

By Lucas Owen

 

A single attractive woman pulls up at a red light. A single man pulls up beside her in a flashy red convertible. He honks his horn at her but she ignores him. He blinks his flashy lights. She ignores him. He puts on some really hip music. She ignores him. He puts down his automatic convertible top. She continues to ignore him.

Another woman who’d been standing on the sidewalk takes notice of him and comes over. They start conversing.

Suddenly, the other woman who’d been waiting at the red light honks her horn loudly and yells, “Excuse me lady, I believe he was hitting on me!”

 

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