Online Dating Humor: The Handy-Man


 

By Lucas Owen

 

On his very first internet date , Fred meets Tina. Tina particularly has a liking for men who are good with their hands. She notices that Fred describes himself as a handy-man in his online dating profile. They meet for the first time for dinner. Tina admires Fred’s big, rough hands. They truly look like the hands of a handy-man. The date goes splendidly. A few days later, Tina calls Fred.

“Fred, do you mind coming over and helping me with my kitchen faucet. I think it broke.”

“Sure,” Fred says. He comes over and fixes the faucet.

A few days later, Tina calls Fred.

“Fred, I hope I am not being a bother but do you mind helping me fix the garage door. It doesn’t seem to be working when I try to open it.”

“Sure,” Fred says. He comes over and fixes it.

A few days later, Tina calls Fred. “Now, don’t hate me, but do you mind coming over and fixing the roof. It has a leak?”

“Sure, it would be my pleasure Tina,” Fred responds. He comes over and fixes the leak in the roof.

A few days later, Fred calls Tina. “Hey Tina, would you like to go out this weekend?”

“I would love to Fred but unfortunately I can’t. At least, not for a while,” Tina replies.

Disappointed, Fred asks, “Is there a problem?”

“Well, my husband is coming back from a year long deployment. I had to make sure everything in the house was fixed. You know these soldier types. Picky, picky, picky.”

 

 

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