Online Dating Humor: The Jealous Type


By Lucas Owen


For a first date, a man takes a woman to a strip club. In the parking lot, the woman objects, refuses to get out of the car and requests that he take her back home.

The man replies, “I thought my internet dating profile was very clear. I do not like jealous women. This is the only way I can tell that you are not the jealous type.”

“I am not a jealous woman,” she replies.

“Then why are you objecting to this?”

The woman sighs, “Because I can’t let them see me. I already called in sick.”



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