Online Dating Humor: The PLANE, the PLANE, the PLANE


 

By Lucas Owen

 

Elisa¬†doesn’t want to get carried away but she really likes Don. She met him through an internet dating service and things have been going well.

They have had a few dates but she is particularly excited about today. Don is going to show her his plane. She had never met anyone that owned their own plane. Who knows, he may even give her a ride in it.

She was supposed to meet him at a private hangar at a local airport. While she prepared her hair and make-up, her phone rang.

It was Don. Elisa felt a sweet thrill at hearing the sound of his voice. “Hi Don.”

“Hi Elisa. Hey, I had an unexpected event come up. Can you meet me at the hangar a little later?”

“Sure,” Elisa replied.

They agreed to meet about 3 hours later. Elisa could barely contain herself. Finally, the hour arrived and she drove to the airport. She noticed a few beautiful jets at the private hangar and wondered if one of those belonged to Don. She waited for 20 minutes before calling Don.

The phone rang 6 times before Don answered.

“Don, did we agree to meet at 4 o’clock? I have been waiting for you?” Elisa says.

“I am sorry Elisa, but we are going to have to cancel,” Don replies.

“What? Why?”

“I am still working on the plane,” Don responds. “I thought I’d have it ready by the time we were to meet but the remote control keeps acting up.”


 

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