Dating Humor: Twins


By Lucas Owen


In a parking lot, an attractive single woman reaches her compact car just as another car pulls into the parking spot next to hers. The other car is the exact replica of her own car, even down to the color. A single man gets out of the other car and smiles at her.

“I guess we have the same taste in cars,” he says.

“This is my sister’s. I am just borrowing it for the day while my Mercedes gets a tune up.”

The man responds, “I guess I’ll just be moving along then. Have a nice day.”



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