Dating Humor: Walking The Dog


 

By Lucas Owen

 

A single woman is taking a leisurely walk in a park. A single man is walking by with a gorgeous brown Labrador. The dog becomes excited and starts playing with her. He also shows her some of his neat tricks like the doggy handshake.

“He is so adorable,” she says, clearly impressed.

“I think he likes you,” the man replies. “He has always been a good judge of character.”

“What’s his name?”

“Rusty.”

“That’s a great name.” She pets the playful dog some more. “He is so adorable, I wish I could take him home.”

The man replies, “He is a package deal.”

 


 

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