Another car stops at the pump next to hers.
A conservative man gets out and starts pumping gas.
He doesn’t like staring but, try as he may, he simply cannot stop staring at this woman.
Being a conservative man, he starts feeling guilty after a while.
To make amends with his guilty conscience, he calls out to her as she is about to leave.
“Miss, you forgot to shut your tank top.”
The woman looks at her fuel tank and responds, “No, I didn’t.”
The conservative man replies, “No, not that tank top.”
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