Dating Humor: The Ideal Man

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Dating Humor: The Ideal Man

Wanting a companion, a single woman goes to a man store.

“We have several men for you to choose from today,” the man store attendant tells her.

He takes her down the aisle.

“Here, we have Handsome and Physically Fit Donald with great genes.” Donald eagerly waves at her from behind the cage.

Debbie shakes her head.

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They continue down the aisle.

“Here, we have Smart and Ambitious Sam with a 200 IQ.” Sam eagerly waves at her from behind the cage.

Debbie shakes her head.

They move on.

“Here, we have Loyal and Romantic Ralph.” Ralph eagerly waves at her from behind the cage.

Debbie shakes her head.

They move on.

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“Here, we have Good Provider and Responsible Hank.” Hank eagerly waves at her from behind the cage.

Debbie shakes her head.

They move on.

“Here, we have Social Gary with a Sense Of Humor.” Gary eagerly waves at her from behind the cage.

Debbie shakes her head.

“I am sorry but that’s all we have on display,” the bewildered man store attendant says.

Disappointed, the woman asks, “When is your next line up?”

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