A single man is at the bank withdrawing the last of his savings, $100.

The female bank teller hands him a crisp $100 bill.

The man says, “I am going to drink this away.”

The female bank teller responds, “You could put that to a good cause.”

“Like what?”

“You could make a donation to charity.”

The man scrunches the bill in his hand and barks, “Charity is the reason why I am in this predicament in the first place. She ain’t getting nothing.”