As the lights dim and the movie is about to begin, Emily grabs Brock’s arm.
“Emily, it’s just the lights. The movie hasn’t even started yet.”
Emily apologizes and lets go of Brock’s arm.
When the opening credits of the horror movie begin, Emily grabs Brock’s thigh.
“Emily, it’s just the opening credits. The movie hasn’t really started yet.”
Emily apologizes and lets go of his thigh.
5 minutes later, Emily screams, “Oh my God!” and grabs Brock around the neck.
“Emily…Emily,” Brock stutters.
“Oh my God!” she screams again, holding onto Brock’s neck as the horror movie’s characters are being introduced.
When the real horror starts and the horror movie’s characters are being torn apart by a chainsaw wielding madman, Emily calms down and feels much better.
She let’s go of Brock’s neck. “You know what Brock. This isn’t so bad after all.”
Brock doesn’t answer.
A man sitting behind her taps her shoulder and says, “Miss, you ever heard of the sleeper hold? He ain’t waking up for a while.”
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