Dating Humor: Rear-end Collision


Dating Humor: Rear-end Collision

A man accidentally rear-ends another car at a stop sign.

He quickly gets out and goes to the car. “I am so sorry,” he says to the attractive woman sitting in the driver’s seat. “Are you okay?”

“Yes,” she responds.

The man says, “Give me a second. Let me get my insurance information.”

When the man returns, he hands her a card. “This is my business card. I am an insurance agent and self insured.”

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A week later she calls the number on the card.

The man answers by saying, “Hi there. I was wondering when you would call. So when do you want to have dinner?”

“Excuse me?”

He replies, “No dinner, no repairs.”