Online Dating Humor: One Too Many


Online Dating Humor: One Too Many

A man is late for his first date with a woman that he met on an internet dating site.

He hurries as fast as he can. When he arrives at the bar, his date is still waiting for him.

She has been drinking and is clearly tipsy.

“Sorry I am late,” he says.

“No worries, these men have been buying me drinks.” She points to the other men at the bar. “It’s been fun.”

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“Can I buy you one?” he asks.

Looking a bit too relaxed, she replies, “No, I think that if I have one more drink I am going to….”

Her head falls into her margarita glass.