After dating for 3 years, a loving couple get married and are having a reception at a fancy hotel.
The bridegroom finds himself talking to a very attractive female guest.
“I am a close friend of the bride,” she says.
“That’s weird. Deirdre has never spoken of you to me,” the groom says.
“I don’t blame her. The last time I was at her wedding, I slept with the bridegroom,” she says.
Shocked, the bridegroom briefly glances about the room and notices his new bride nearby, staring at them.
Deirdre suddenly starts crying and runs away.
“Don’t worry, she’ll get over it,” the very attractive female guest says. “Now, where were we handsome?”