Dating Humor: Ladies’ Magazine

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Dating Humor: Ladies’ MagazineA businessman who has been single for a while sits and waits for his flight in an airport.

He notices a woman sitting directly across from him reading a Ladies’ Magazine.

One of the front captions on the magazine cover reads, “4 Secrets To Making Him Last Longer.”

The businessman tries to make the most of his wait and starts reading a newspaper.

A few moments later he looks up from his newspaper.

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He notices that the woman is now reading another Ladies’ Magazine.

One of the front captions on the magazine cover reads, “The Key To His Sexual Happiness.”

The businessman returns to reading his newspaper.

When he looks up again he notices that the woman has picked up and is reading yet another Ladies’ Magazine.

One of the front captions on the magazine cover reads, “Talk Dirty To Him, He Will Love You For It.”

The businessman shrugs his head and continues to read his newspaper.

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Moments later, he looks up from his newspaper and notices that the woman is reading yet another Ladies’ Magazine.

One of the front captions on the magazine cover reads, “Spice Up Your Sex Life: Have Sex In The Most Unexpected Places.”

The businessman closes his newspaper and walks over to the woman.

“Excuse me,” he says.

The woman lowers her magazine a little. “Yes.”

“Would you be okay about giving me some advice on something?”

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The woman looks at him cautiously and says, “What kind of advice?”

The businessman looks about anxiously. “Well, you know?”

The woman shakes her head. “No, I am afraid I don’t.”

“Well….about sex,” the businessman says.

Something came out from behind the Ladies’ Magazine, but before the businessman could even begin to register what it was, his eyes were immediately filled with pepper spray by the woman’s hand.

“Aaahhhhhh!!! The businessman wails, clutching his face, jumping up and down like a school boy.

“That’s what you get. Pervert!”

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