Dating Humor: In The Hunt

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Dating Humor: In The Hunt

A single man sees an attractive single woman at the juice aisle of a grocery store.

He is nervous but decides that he will talk to her.

He slowly moves down the aisle toward her while pretending to be searching for juice.

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When he gets close to her, she continues on, unaware of his presence.

He finds her at the dairy produce aisle.

Like before, he slowly moves toward her while pretending to be searching for a dairy product.

When he gets close, she moves on.

He searches all over the grocery store until he finds her at the fruit aisle.

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Like before, he slowly moves toward her while pretending to be searching for fruit.

When he gets close, she moves on yet again.

He searches and searches.

Finally, he finds her at the cereal aisle.

He slowly moves toward her while pretending to be searching for cereal.

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Again, she moves on as he is about to close in.

He searches and searches but cannot find her.

Eventually, he goes to the front of the store in frustration.

Moments later, an announcement is made through the P.A. System by one of the store employees. “This message is for the only single woman in the store who is currently running around somewhere. Please come to the register as soon as possible so that Mr. Johnson can ask you out and go home. Thank you.”

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