Dating Humor: Calling In Late

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Dating Humor: Calling In LateA woman calls her boyfriend from her place of work.

“Honey, I am going to be late getting home tonight. I have a lot of work on my plate.”

“That’s okay honey. Don’t work too hard. I love you.”

“I love you too,” she replies.

When she arrives home that night, her boyfriend takes her hand and walks her into the bathroom.

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He has prepared a soothing bubble bath for her.

The next day, she receives a phone call from her boyfriend.

“Honey, I am going to be late tonight. I have a lot of work on my plate.”

She replies, “That’s okay honey. Don’t work too hard. I love you.”

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“I love you too,” he replies.

When he arrives home late that night, she takes his hand and walks him to the bathroom.

After a thorough physical examination of his clothes and naked body she kisses him on the cheek and goes to bed.

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