Dating Humor: Pigeons

Dating Humor: Pigeons

A man is watching an attractive single woman feed some pigeons at a public park.

He approaches her and says, “Did you know that┬ápigeons can fly as fast as 90 miles an hour.”

The woman says, “I didn’t. Wow.”

The man says, “Did you know that they were used as messengers in both the first and second World Wars, saving innumerable lives?”

“I didn’t. How amazing.”

On a role now, the man says, “Did you know that they can live for over 30 years?”

Impressed, the attractive single woman replies, “I didn’t.┬áThat’s incredible.”

“Did you know that they stay with the same mate for life?”

“I didn’t. That’s just downright cruel.”