Online Dating Humor: The Best Policy

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Online Dating Humor: The Best PolicyMarvin and Theresa are a couple who have been dating for a few weeks.

They are enjoying each others’ company.

Marvin decides to take Theresa on a romantic ride on his luxurious yacht.

As the luxurious yacht sets sail, Theresa excuses herself to the bathroom in the cabin below while Marvin prepares two tall glasses and a bottle of expensive champagne on the topside deck.

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When she returns topside, they share a peaceful and romantic evening under the stars drinking champagne.

As the night blossoms, Theresa says, “Can I ask you a question?”

“Anything.”

“Why do men lie?”

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Marvin shrugs his shoulders. “I couldn’t tell you. I never lie to women. Honesty is the best policy in my book.”

“Really? You truly believe that?” Theresa asks.

“Absolutely.”

“Are you trying to tell me that I am the only woman who has found a man who doesn’t lie?”

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“I would think so,” Marvin responds confidently.

“Then I am the luckiest woman in the world.”

“The second luckiest,” Marvin responds.

“Huh?”

“The first would be my ex-wife. She made out like a bandit.”

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