They are enjoying each others’ company.
Marvin decides to take Theresa on a romantic ride on his luxurious yacht.
As the luxurious yacht sets sail, Theresa excuses herself to the bathroom in the cabin below while Marvin prepares two tall glasses and a bottle of expensive champagne on the topside deck.
When she returns topside, they share a peaceful and romantic evening under the stars drinking champagne.
As the night blossoms, Theresa says, “Can I ask you a question?”
“Why do men lie?”
Marvin shrugs his shoulders. “I couldn’t tell you. I never lie to women. Honesty is the best policy in my book.”
“Really? You truly believe that?” Theresa asks.
“Are you trying to tell me that I am the only woman who has found a man who doesn’t lie?”
“I would think so,” Marvin responds confidently.
“Then I am the luckiest woman in the world.”
“The second luckiest,” Marvin responds.
“The first would be my ex-wife. She made out like a bandit.”
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