Dating Humor: Waiting For A Taxi

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Dating Humor: Waiting For A TaxiA single man is standing on the side of a busy street trying to catch a taxi.

There is an attractive woman nearby who is also rigorously calling for a taxi.

It takes a while but finally, one taxi pulls up in-between them.

They both hurry for the taxi and arrive at it at the same time.

The man, being a gentleman, let’s her have it.

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While he waits for another taxi, he notices that there is another attractive woman nearby trying to call for one.

When a taxi finally pulls up, they both rush for it and get to it at the same time.

The man, being a gentleman, let’s her take it.

As he waits for another taxi, he notices yet another attractive woman nearby in a stunning purple dress also calling out for a taxi.

When a taxi finally pulls up, they both hurry for it and get to it at the same time. 

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He realizes that he will never get to his meeting on time if this keeps happening, so he asks the woman, “If I were to correctly guess how much you weigh, would you let me have this taxi?”

The woman replies, “It’s all yours.”