Dating Humor: Who Needs Massage Therapy?

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Dating Humor: Who Needs Massage Therapy?

Online dating has been good to James.

He has met Dianne and she has become the best thing that has ever happened to him.

He truly adores her and for her birthday he wants to give her something special.

He is aware of her love of massages and being pampered, so he purchases an Unlimited Spa Pass for her at a local spa.

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Being that he has to work on the day of, he plans on picking her up from the spa later that day and taking her out to dinner.

Dianne is absolutely delighted upon receiving the gift.

“It’s unlimited. That means you can take advantage of everything that the spa has to offer. It’s your day baby, enjoy it,” James says.

“I don’t deserve you,” Dianne says.

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When James arrives to pick Dianne up from the spa, she comes out with a tall, stunningly handsome and well built man.

“Who is this?” James asks.

“Honey, I’d like to introduce you to Pedro. He is an amazing massage therapist. He is also from Spain.”

“Err…” James is not quite sure of what to say, but Dianne doesn’t seem to take notice.

She is very excited.

“I can’t wait to get him home. This is the best birthday EVER!”

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