Bob met Susan in the chat room of an internet dating website.

After a few weeks of passionate communication, the two decided to meet at a bar. 

Susan informs Bob that she will be wearing a green linen blouse.

When Bob arrives at the meetup location, he notices a woman in a green blouse sitting at the bar with her back to him.

He walks up to her.

The two stare at each other for what seems like an eternity before Bob finally breaks the silence and says, “I hope this does not affect our marriage in any way.”