Dating Humor: Waiting For A Taxi


 

By Lucas Owen

 

A single man is standing on the side of a busy street trying to catch a taxi. There is an attractive woman nearby who is also calling for a taxi. It takes a while but finally, one taxi pulls up in-between them. They both hurry for the taxi and arrive at it at the same time. The man, being a gentleman, let’s her have it.

While he waits for another taxi, he notices that there is another attractive woman nearby trying to call for one. When a taxi finally pulls up, they both rush for it and get to it at the same time. The man, being a gentleman, let’s her take it.

As he waits for another taxi, he notices yet another attractive woman nearby in a stunning purple dress also calling out for a taxi. When a taxi finally pulls up, they both hurry for it and get to it at the same time. He realizes that he will never get to his meeting on time if this keeps happening, so he asks the woman, “If I were to correctly guess how much you weigh, would you let me have this taxi?”

The woman replies, “It’s all yours.”

 

 

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