Online Dating Humor: This Really Hurts


 

By Lucas Owen

 

A single woman is trying to get a strong and bulky jukebox to work at a local bar. However, try as she may, the jukebox simply won’t work. Finally, a kind single man comes over to help her. He punches the jukebox several times with his left fist and it starts to work. The woman thanks him. The man returns to the bar.

Soon after, the jukebox dies.

The man comes back. He punches it several times with his other fist and it starts working. The woman thanks him. The man returns to the bar.

Soon after, the jukebox dies again.

The man comes back. He kicks the jukebox several times. The jukebox starts working again. The man returns to the bar. 

However, soon after, the jukebox dies again.

The man comes back. He headbutts the bulky jukebox several times and it starts working again. The man returns to the bar.

This ordeal carries on for the rest of the night. When the woman is about to leave, she stops by the bar to thank the kind man.

“Don’t mention it,” the kind man says.

When she leaves, the bartender says, “You can let it out now.”

“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

 


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