Dating Humor: Noisy Neighbors

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Dating Humor: Noisy NeighborsFrustrated with all the noisy music coming from her neighbors in the apartment above her, a single woman calls the police.

The female police dispatcher tells her that she will get some police officers over there right away.

A half hour later, the noisy music is still coming from the apartment above.

The woman calls the police again.

The police dispatcher apologizes and says that she will get some police officers over there right away. 

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However, another half hour later, the noisy music is still coming from the apartment above.

Really getting frustrated now, the single woman calls the police again.

The female police dispatcher apologizes again and states that she will get some officers over there right away.

When the noise continues to persist, the woman calls the police yet again.

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The female police dispatcher apologizes and says, “I am sorry but there is no one left to send.

Our entire police department is at your apartment complex.”

Puzzled, the woman gets out of her apartment and goes upstairs.

She knocks on the door.

A policeman opens the door. Visibly upset, he says, “No police outfit? What kind of bachelor party is this?”

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